Outtakes From Urinetown Lyrics & Chords By Tripod

Just another happy day in Urine Town,
There's nothing to damp your mood or get you down,
In Urine Town.

We don't have problems,
That we can't work out,
Wee, wee, weeeee...
In Urine Town.

Hey Mister, I'm new in town, can you show me the way to the theatre?
I've just come all the way down from Pissburgh,
and I'm going to make it big!
I'm going to write my name on every wall in town!

You might as well go home, son,
You might as well go home.
The urine factory's closed,
And you (mutters incomprehensibly).

Sorry?
You might as well go home...
No, no, no, move on, next.
There used to be a steady stream of gold here,
And now it's wet and cold here,
Since the urine factory closed down.
What's wrong with you, Mister?
I'm so pissed.
Right.

Excuse me.
Who are you?
I'm the guy who tells you about the town meeting.
Town meeting? I'd better go!

(Assorted people talking at once)
Order! Order!

It's all gone to piss here in Urine Town,
It's all gone down the drain.
Nothing gets passed here
in Urine Town
What are we gonna do?

We might as well go home...
Oh, don't listen to him, he's pissed.

Order! The mayor wants to speak.

Order, yes!
Yes, it's all gone to piss here in Urine Town,
But if we all pull together as a team,
We can push through the pack here in Urine Town,
It's not over 'till the siren goes in Urine Town,
If we kick another goal here in Urine Town...

Yes, but what are we going to do?
(Interrupting) Oh, excuse me. I've got an idea!

Awww... he's my favourite guy!
Sorry, I wrecked it, do it again.
It's my favourite.
Go on.

Yes, but what are we going to do?
Yeah!
All right, okay.

Umm... "Yes, I liked Tripod, but it was predominantly stupid voices".

I've got an idea. I've come from Pissburgh and we do things differently up there.
Did you know you can make your own urine?

Sounds of disagreement) That's preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous! Preposterous! Preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous!
Hear me out!
Preposterous!
Hear me out.
Preposterous.
Hear me out.
Preposterous.
Hear me out.
Preposter...
It's your line.
... terous.

(Realising) Oh.

(Female voice) Wait!

Wait! Wait! Shh! Quiet everyone, quiet.

(The audience is silent)

No, quiet! I believe in him.

She was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen.
Skin as white as porcelain...

Take your glasses off and let your hair hang down.

Eyes as blue as the bluest water you can imagine.
A handy duck-shaped neck, for getting at those hard-to-reach places.
I felt that until this moment I had pissed my life against the wall.

So come on, everyone! Why don't we do things our way?
Get in a circle and pull your pants down!
From now on, the future is in your own hands!

The future's bright and clear in Urine Town...
From that day on, everyone made their own urine...
You can hear for miles around the hissing sound...
And we broke off the yoke of corporate oppression...
In Urine Town...
And I married that girl...
In Urine Town...