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Masturbation Lyrics & Chords By Rodney Carrington

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I was 12 years old when I learned to masterbate
I was peekin through my brothers door staring at his date
She wasn't fine but I didn't care and I barely had any pubic hair
Long as she moved hell that's ok with me
When your 12 years old your dick will grow whenever the wind starts to blow
It's had to explain but the feelings great
Lord I love to masterbate
Just grab ahold and don't let go
You can do it fast or you can do it slow
When you get through hell do it again
You might even want to show your friends... how to masterbate

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