Mic Fiddler Lyrics & Chords By Alphabethead

Thank you, my Hebrew wife, for burying me right when I died two and a half thousand years ago. You dug so hard, sweating out your grief, that your two young labourers felt guilty and...read more

I'm so glad that I don't have a mortgage. If I did, I would be so poor right now. I'm so glad that I don't have a hire purchase. If I did, I would be so poor right now....read more

My name is international. My favourite colour is grey. Give me a name and a passport number. Give me a national song and a folk dance. My favourite colour is grey. To me the...read more

No grapes. Just because a man's got cancer doesn't make him a hero, sometimes he's just a guy who got sick, had 16 sexy nurses to choose from, and chose my wife. No grapes,...read more

I once had a feminine grace. I once had a shot in the arm. I once had a youthful charm. Went to school and they got it all out, they didn't know what I was about. I just...read more