Minnesota Winters Lyrics & Chords By Comedy

Some girl's banging on my door the other day at four o'clock in the morning. I was like, "What in the world?" You know? So I got up and let her out. Tell you what, I was madder than...read more

I texted you on a monday But you did not get my text till Tuesday Because of a network problem I texted you on a Wednesday But did not know that you'd called Because your...read more

I'm a rapper, and I'm capitalizing On a no talent trend that'll never stop rising I've committed 42 crimes but I've never been to the jails I can still do my job...read more

I met a spooky lady on Death Avenue She rode a horse of dust that told her what to do I sniffed around her neighborhood Came crashing down I knew it would It's in your head...read more

My girlfriend left me a month ago I hope she gets hit by a truck She split and hurt my big ego Now there's no one to kiss I hope she dies I hope she dies I hope I hope I hope...read more