Mister Christian Lyrics & Chords By Apologetix

Parody of "Sister Christian" performed by Night Ranger and written by Kelly Keagy
(Ephesians 6:12; Matthew 5:38-45, 28:19-20; Luke 6:22-23; Philippians 2:5-8; Titus 3:1-2; 1 Peter 3:15)

Mister Christian, oh you're tired and numb
And you know that you're the only ones who say -- one way
They're not goin' by your Book anymore
You know, those boys they want to blame most wars on you, it's true

You go to them, but you're diced and sliced
Your kindness is despised
You see your rights denied

They don't know He'll show them love so vast
They're probably worryin' you'll do one last crusade – they're afraid
Mister Christian, they'll still watch your life
So just live it out before their eyes and prove – it's true
It's true

Go to them, put your pride aside
They're trying to pick a fight
But be polite and nice

Go to them, put your fright to flight
You're shining in the night
You'll be a light for Christ

Mister Christian, oh, they might have guns
But you know the Lord's the only one who saves, so pray
But you go to them
Yeah, go to them