Monkeys For Uncles Lyrics & Chords By Apologetix

"Now look at them Dodos" that's the way they view us They say that Christians are a dead species Then they worship macroevolution Monkeys for uncles in your history Now that ain't workin' after we refute it Then they tell you that the Bible’s dumb Maybe then your sister was a ring-tailed lemur Maybe then a lizard was your mom

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they're missin' the missin' links They've got to lose the Originator They've got to prove these other theories

That little maggot with the earwig and the stinkbug They're buggies, but listen here That little maggot could become an X-man That little maggot needs a billion years

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they’re missin’ the missin’ links They've got to use their imaginations They've got to prove these other theories Sure they mean well

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they’re missin' the missin' links Get God removed from the situation They've got to prove these other theories

They should've learned they're playin' with fire They could get burned, but they get numb Look at that drama they got from trickin' us with Java Man Ain't that guy handsome? And what's up with that? Who's that? Why's that annoy us? There ain't no right and wrong, we're like the chimpanzees Oh, that ain't workin' macroevolution Get your monkeys for uncles in your history

They've got to insult us to sway others Because they're missin' the missin' links They've got to lose the Originator They've got to prove these other theories

That ain’t workin', that’s the way I view it I beg to differ on your empty theory That ain’t workin' that’s no way to prove it Get your monkeys for uncles in your history...

I want my, I want my, I want my missing links...

Romans 1:21