Monobasic Lyrics & Chords By The Martini Henry Rifles

I saw the advert on my TV screen
Slimline girls and a tea machine
Housewife proud of her shiny floor
As if that's what she was living for
The cat who had his teeth...read more

We met when we were in school Never took no shit from no one, we weren't fools The teacher says we're dumb, we're only having fun We piss on everyone in the classroom ...read more

There's a story to tell of heaven and hell There're ladders to climb and snakes to decline With a ball and chain you come back again But it won't mean a thing if the...read more

I can't believe What my girlfriend did today She screamed So loudly Then she turned away Why did she cut me down to size She left me wondering Can I do it right - Chorus...read more

"you fucking cunts" Sally called, when she got the word, She said 'I suppose you've heard about Alice.' So, I rushed to the window, and I looked outside, And I could hardly...read more