Monster Under My Bed By Randall Brown The Hour Lyrics & Chords By Peter Capaldi

You can count on him. He'll always let you down. While you hang about for him. He's in another town. He gets from A to B, He can't see eye to eye,...read more

The pest pulled up, propped his pushbike at a pillar box, pulled his 'peen, paused at a post and pissed. 'Piss in the proper place' pronounced a perturbed pedestrian,...read more

Hey Jimmy, gimme the gimmix Another day - another fad Funk, yes, even for a minute. They're not bad - dad From the barmy days of the hoola hoop craze To the skate board panic...read more

There's a body in the basement The TV's full of guns In the room adjacent Cold water runs The sound of cisterns Sizzling bacon or chips Footsteps in the distance ...read more

The bloody cops are bloody keen To bloody keep it bloody clean The bloody chief's a bloody swine Who bloody draws a bloody line At bloody fun and bloody games The bloody kids...read more