A Shocking Discovery Lyrics & Chords By Peter Capaldi

Outside the take-away, Saturday night A bald adolescent, asks me out for a fight He was no bigger than a two-penny fart He was a deft exponent of the martial art He gave me three...read more

The windows are frigidaire icebergs Frozen in prickly heat The vanishing cream victims Are drip-fed amnesia neat Where the test card melodies warm you In powder blue pseudo Bel...read more

Like a Night Club in the morning, you're the bitter end Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you're clean round the bend You give me the horrors Too bad to be true All...read more

This case appears to be urgent Kindly pull the screen Cosmetic surgeon The son of mr. sheen Is jerry building versions Of the face behind the scream The girl who would be...read more

I hit the deck Like a ton of lard When the back of my neck hit something hard A yard of lead or a judo chop Drive she said I’ll tell you when to stop Up my sleeve She...read more