Mrs Richards Lyrics & Chords By Fawlty Towers

Fat man with and his kids and dog drove in through the morning fog. Hey there, Rover, come on over... Well, it's nice to have a little music while we eat. ...read more

Herbert: One boy, one special boy One boy to go with, to talk with, and walk with One boy, that's the way it should be That's the way it should be. One boy, one certain boy ...read more

You've got to look your best tonight, You tubby little parasite, 'Cause there's a lovely lady and she's waiting for you. And though her pretty face may seem A special person's...read more

You say I've failed But I say that I did my best I did what I could and that wasn't enough? Now you stand Spit in my face You think you're better? I'll put...read more

Doctor Dude: I'm not sure how to tell you this... SO I'LL LET THESE GUYS DO IT! (peter and a quartet start singing) You have aids Yes you have aids...read more