The Talented Mr Alan Lyrics & Chords By Alan Partridge

(A Letter From Camp) Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, Here I am at Camp Granada. Camp is very entertaining, And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

Dear Dr Newland – new line. Ree Mrs. Connor – comma. We saw your patient Mrs Connor who presented in a coma, And we think that what was wrong is a subdural haematoma – comma. ...read more

Hey there kids, i see you're feeling blue Parents push you around and tell you what to do Dad makes you clean your room and go to bed Instead of watch tv you have to do homework...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more