My Bearded Dragon Never Moves Lyrics & Chords By The Singing Animal Lover

Happy llama, sad llama, mentally disturbed llama, super llama, drama llama, big fat mama llama. Llama, llama, llama, who is this big llama? Starting all this drama? It's me...read more

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more

Her name is Zooey Deschanel She's an indie goddess Imagine her on the toilet Isn't that the oddest? No one that pretty ever has to go number two Number two, number two,...read more

If I somehow got the opportunity to go on a date with Megan Fox It would be so wonderful It would be so perfect It would be so fabulous And if during that date with Megan Fox,...read more