My Wife Is An Ann Summers Rep Lyrics & Chords By The Lancashire Hotpots

I guess because my name is Bozo I was destined to be a clown, But when I joined the traveling circus I didn't think that it would bring me down Make me angry like a sniper in a...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more

I saw a Berkley woman Sittin' in her rockin' chair A dulcimer in her lap A feather in her hair Her breasts swayed freely With the rhythm of the rockin' chair She...read more

When Grandfather dies Life will be strange When Grandfather dies My whole world will change When Grandfather dies I'll scream and I'll yell 'Cause I'll be fuckin' rich as...read more

Johnny was a tall man, but his memory was short. He'd forget to duck at doorways, and often he'd get hurt. I took good care of him for he had no family. Accually he did but he...read more