Wowzers Me Trousers Lyrics & Chords By The Lancashire Hotpots

I can catch a helpless animal, Skin it with my bare hands. I wake up muddy, And I go to bed bloody, 'Cause I'm a trappin' man. I can brave the nastiest weather. Weather! ...read more

Like a feather in a hurricane A sugar cube out in the pouring rain We won't be here long We won't be here long So I guess it's up to you and me To leave behind a pleasant...read more

Lives are like retractable pencils If you push them too far they're gonna break And people are like paper dolls Paper dolls and people, they're the very same shape Hmm hmm...read more

Morn, Jeg skulle hatt en gammal bruktbil, en s�nn or'ntlig d�rlig bruktbil. Bar' s� vidt at'n g�r, for da vet jeg hva jeg f�r. Jeg vil ha samba. Jeg skulle ha...read more

Well, a Scotsman clad in kilt left a bar one evening fair And one could tell by how he walked that he'd drunk more than his share He fumbled 'round until he could no longer...read more