Nellie The Bionic Cow Lyrics & Chords By The Wurzels

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous My beats are fat and the birds are on my back And I'm horny (I'm horny) If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede 'Cause I hit you...read more

In 2004 I read a letter in the star It were about a german market in the town They were sellin fancy cheese an meet, an continentil wine An the author of the letter had to...read more

I bought a book with Carol Vorderman on the front 'Cause I thought they'd be some pictures of her hairy cunt But instead it was full of detox recipes With celery, lentils and...read more

I have seen Mr. Apollo Uproot trees with his bare hands I have seen Mr. Apollo's Body building plan He's the strongest man The world has ever seen And if you take his...read more

Henry Kissinger How I'm missing yer You're the Doctor of my dreams With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare And your machiavellian schemes I know they say that you are...read more