Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel Lyrics & Chords By Spike Jones

'Allo, I'm-a Giuseppe I got-a something special-a for you, ready? Uno, duo, tre, quatro! When I was a boy just abouth the eighth-a grade Mama used to say: "Don't stay...read more

Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now all u do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you...read more

Pokemon's a silly faze Barney's now just purple haze The Power Rangers lost their will to fight Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky And Oscar's still a grouchy guy And...read more

My brother makes the noises for the talkies, There's not a single noise that he can't do: If you've forgotten what a parrot's squawk is – Our Rod can demonstrate that noise for...read more

Here we go again motherfucker Come on down and see the idiot right here too fucked to beg and not afraid to care Whats the matter with calamity anyways? right? get the fuck...read more