New York Is Not My Home Lyrics & Chords By Moes Haven

He's on the cover of magazines He's never shaved his face completely clean Women think he's the king and they wanna be his queen He breaks a whole lot of hearts When he...read more

She's got a great body And a beautiful face But still she's got to excrete her waste "It can't be true", lots of smitten men think But when she comes out of the...read more

Well, he dines with the leaders of foreign countries And he eats all kinds of exotic foods And it doesn't always sit well in his stomach And he doesn't want to be rude By...read more

Brad Pitt poops Yeah, yeah, Brad Pitt poops He might be the world's most handsome dude But still Brad Pitt poops Just like all of us ugly dudes out there Every day he's...read more

Listen up all you ladies I hate to be the one to say this But I honestly believe you need to know You all think that he's a perfect, flawless work of art But the truth is,...read more