Nipple Chat Lyrics & Chords By Russell Howard & Jon Richardson

Damn, my girlfriend's just finished telling me "it's a crime", she drops a bombshell in front of me that's why i, don't really know what i wanna do how can i stay with you, stay...read more

Can we fix it? Yes we can! We are builders (can we fix it?) We are builders (yes we can!) Hard working builders don't stop for tea They do a proper job and they're very...read more

You're a man Who knows exactly where he's goin On the road With all your eighteen wheels a' rollin You deliver milk or sand or pigs or paint across the land That's what...read more

You're bored, it's Sunday, 6.15, There's nothing else on the TV Check it out now, it's the Antiques Roadshow, Looking at old stuff, seeing if it's worth dough Fiona Bruce...read more

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to...read more