No Guns Allowed In My Bar Lyrics & Chords By The Clockwork Dolls

Announcer:
Ladies and Gentlemen settle down, settle down
Settle down back there, pay attention, I tell you!
You, in the back: shut your yap!
The Cabaret D'Infernal proudly presents:
Your favorite hostess and mine
The one who makes everything possible
Anne Fernale!

Merci, mes amis, merci! Thank you for the warm welcome
But we are not here to talk about me
Look around you: my beautiful establishment is destroyed!
The night was young when they sat down
The cards dealt thick and fast
Cigars were smoked and drinks were downed
But something was wrong with those two
They claimed they were cheated and started a rout
And turned the table over
Then guns were drawn and knives came out;
My bar was completely destroyed!

I tell you lads, I mean it!
I want those fools brought in
They look on a lot when they tangled with me
They've gotten down under my skin
I tell you lads, I mean it!
Those bastards can't get far
The rules are the rules
And everyone knows:
No guns allowed in my bar!

First things first:

The small one's Owen, he started all this
By calling the dealer a cheat
Was losing his money hand over fist
Now, what's the problem in that?
He slapped on the table and brought out his gun;
The rest of the bar followed suit
Snatched all the money and started to run
And was out the door into the night!

I tell you lads, I mean it!
I want those fools brought in
They look on a lot when they tangled with me
They've gotten down under my skin
I tell you lads, I mean it!
Those bastards can't get far