North Rebel Radio Lyrics & Chords By Holy Racket

F**king right. Bank holiday Monday, By Sunday I was... So let's f**k off to Alton Towers. One or two, quite a few in the queue for the bumper cars. ...read more

Went down Discount Giant, and stood in the queue, Stared in the next trolley, like you do, Just standing, thinking, about this and that, Just standing thinking, There's low-fat...read more

My name is Uncle Knobby, I hang around primary schools Underneath my raincoat, I'm always totally nude I show my navel fluff collection to lots of fully-clothed men I get a full...read more

Pint after pint after pint after pint we sup, Crack after crack after crack after crack we fuck, There's a pink giving me the wink, And she'll make me finger stink, I think...read more

New face in the pub on a Friday night. "You alright?" I asked where she worked, she said, "Iawok dahn sayan" She were feeling "kanna closhy" She were of t'"Neddie" I think...read more