Nothing Like A Friend Lyrics & Chords By Michael Zapruder

I don't know if I'll work anymore
I can still hear them scraping the name off of my door
My discharge from the aimless brigade
Was a crippling blow to my chance at the colonnade

Hey, there's nothing like a friend misapprehending
The practice of a hopeless charity

That time I messed up the Candy Said
I was forgiven, but the word spread
People were kind, they all loaned me Spins
And disappeared fast when the phat vibes got thin

Hey, there's nothing like a friend misapprehending
The practice of a hopeless charity

Let's sing a song, folks, let's sing it now
Song of an exiled stepper
Let's sing a song, together, let's sing it loud
Song of an angry stepper

I think they must've had a Burning Man here once
There's cart tracks and shanties and caps of the dunce
I want to write about the cold and the black
But I gave them my pen, and I never got it back

Hey, there's nothing like a friend misapprehending
The practice of a hopeless charity