Nutter On The Bus Lyrics & Chords By Jasper Carrott

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name? Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these...read more

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

Her: Oh doctor, I'm in trouble. Him: Well, goodness gracious me. Her: For every time a certain man Is standing next to me. Him: Mmm? Her: A flush comes to my face And my...read more

Everybody get up Good morning to you The birds are chirping I don't f--- with you Eggs, bacon, grits You better use a condom if you taking that All these broke niggas that be on...read more