The Mole Lyrics & Chords By Jasper Carrott

And i'm getting really sick of guys named Todd. It's a good fucking name OK.Hi what's your name? Todd.I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these...read more

I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

Now I've probably got the feminists all pissed off at me because I'm joking about rape. Feminists want to control your language. Feminists want to tell you how to talk. And their...read more

Lazy Moon come out soon Make my poor heart beat warmer Light the way bright as day For my sweet little charmer Shes to meet me in the lane tonight If the sky is bright and clear Oh...read more

Any old iron? Any old iron? Any, any, any old iron? You look neat. Talk about a treat! You look so dapper from your napper to your feet Dressed in style, brand-new tile And your...read more