Occasional Songs For The Periodic Table Lyrics & Chords By George Hrab

I sued Taco Bell... 'cause I ate half a million chalupas, and I got fat I sued Panasonic... they never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat ...read more

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My...read more

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man My member's big as a grizzly bear's head My pants can't hide the bulge God gave to me I'm proud of the width and the length of my...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

I'm the only gay Eskimo I'm the only one I know I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe I go out seal hunting with my best friend Tarka But all I want to do is get into...read more