Logician Lyrics & Chords By Monty Python

You watch me on your TV. Say that my job is easy. Say I am not athletic. You think my sport's pathetic. But you can't judge me 'till you've walked a mile in my bowling shoes. ...read more

Where the fuck are my car keys? They were right here in my hand. I had 'em just a second ago Did I leave them in the kitchen? Or underneath the cushins of the couch? I...read more

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so...read more

I once had a dog named Bob And Bob's a funny name for a dog If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob My neighbour's name is also Bob And every time I call my dog My...read more

(Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight! Brian! Skate! Brian! Fight!) What would Brian Boitano do if he was here right now? He'd make a plan, and he'd follow through, that's what Brian...read more