Officer Lyrics & Chords By The Pharcyde

Yo, fat lip man
Yo, man they tryin? to run a 5-0 move on us man
Yo, man
You got to tell the suckers what? s up boy
Yeah
I got a letter from the DMV the other day
I opened and read it, it said they were suckers
They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
I got offended for a minute then pretended
That I never even got the damn letter
It? s nine o? clock on the dot, so I think I? d better
Scoot off to school? cause in class there? s a test
I gotta dress fast grab my glasses and my vest
Oh damn, as hardheaded as I am
Hopped in my hootie ride pumped up the jam
Put it in reverse into first and disperse and
From that very moment on my day got worse
As I was standing in the street, I suddenly seen the smoke
I know that Derek? s on his way, I ran to get my coat
And a bag from the room it took a minute, boom
Hopped into the car, we drove away in a zoom
I assume doom as we were drivin? on the gravel
At any given minute we could have a shortened travel
So I ramble about my life is that? s a shambles
Should? a took the bus, a bus without the silence horses
Oh nice, I wish we had good bikes
We need to exercise maybe we could take a hike
An? you could give Sheri back those car keys
Because everywhere I walk I would not have to say please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Away to our destination
No license no insurance not even registration
Tags on the plate say December? 82
Car? s so dirty it looks gray but it? s really blue
Who would think we? re up to good
Four black niggas ridin? through the neighborhood
In hats and glasses makin? funny passes
Like drivin? slowly playin? low-key for asses
Knowin? damn well one shine will harass us
And all the while we see girls jog
Sheri? s little car is pourin? out smog
Then we made a right and I spotted one in tights
(Yo baby what? s up, pull over)
{You live with your homeboys?
Yeah, I live with my homeboys
That? s where you? re takin? me to your house
Where your homeboys are?}
{I mean but they? re not home
You ain? t got your own crib?
Naw I ain? t got
5-0 man, 5-0}
Lights, action without the camera
Side-greens and high beams two to a tee
The blue coat billy goats are crowdin' up my rear view
Hot on the trail of an innocent being
My heartbeat is racin? at a pace so fast
I? m wishin? that the coppers would get off my ass
My tail, can? t go to jail? cause it? s wack
What would happen to my girl and my record contract
Yo fellas take off the baseball caps
(What)
Word up I heard that the nerves get tapped
And throw on the glasses and give up the tees
Oh please, don? t pull me over officer please
I? m discomboberated
(What)
Discomboberated
(What)
Discomboberated malfunctionated faded
F A D E D
I can? t believe it? s me
Oh please, oh please, oh please, oh please
Oh
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
Please
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer
Don? t pull me over Mr. Officer, please
{You don? t have a license, you have a warrant
You have ninety parking tickets we have to take you in uh
Give me a break, shit man I didn? t do nothin? man
Okay so, so nobody has a license? Okay uh}
{How? re you gonna accuse me of doin? something dude
Yeah you guys are definitely goin? to jail here
Okay let? s get that impound truck uh right over here um
We? re getting pulled over we? re going to jail}