Officer Friendly Lyrics & Chords By Dick Delicious And The Tasty Testicles

I met her at a donkey show. She was minutes past thirteen. Sucking on a cherry yoo-hoo. Reading "Nugget" magazine. Cum splattered tube-top. Scrawny pre-pube tits. That's when I...read more

When I first saw you black ugly fucks My father bought you at an auction for a hundred bucks, He's passed on, I won you now, So shine my shoes and drag my plow, Wrapped in...read more

Born and raised from immigrant blood, Made a hardworking man out of me The Code I live by is the Honor and honesty What I learned was passed down, from the ghosts of my family ...read more

Joined a school about last May, Thought I'd go, be on my way But I wasn't taught in anybody's class, Found that there's no place for me in the'85 society I belong...read more

Bubba dodged the draft in Vietnam, If Hitler was alive today he'd say, "Peace Man" But the 60's came and the 60's went, and now Bubba is part of the Establishment Got...read more