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On The Ranch With Tex Mellonhead Lyrics & Chords By Abbott And Costello

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I've had an absolute cunt of a day Everything that could go wrong did go wrong So if I'm allowed to use the word cunt in a song I've had an absolute cunt of a day It started...read more

I wrote this song for my lady. If I had a hammer... ... If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. ...read more

In life there are many things Some of them are the same and some are opposites About some of these things I do sing A cactus is the opposite of a chair In my house you can sit...read more

When I was a little kid I thought I wanted to be a fireman. I think a lot of guys- Did you wanna be a fireman when you were a little kid? People ask you.What do you want to be? I...read more

Jillian was her name She was sweeter than aspartame Her kisses reconfigured my DNA And after that I never was the same And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved...read more

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