Perfect Host Lyrics & Chords By Kenneth Williams

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) Almost every day during the hunting season you see at least one item in the newspapers about somebody who has...read more

I wrote this song for my lady. If I had a hammer... ... If I had a hammer, I'd build a house for two. And if I had a sailing ship, I'd take a trip with you. ...read more

I'm out on the range, surveying the land Thinking of the job that's to be done My life is hard but I don't mind Men like me, that's how the west was won I stand the pain...read more

Oh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more Ever since she saw his poster in that record store She says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy She thinks he's so...read more

I met you in biology in high school You told me after college we'd be wed You were my favorite lab partner Till you ran off with that brilliant young pre-med My pain would...read more