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Open / Wake Up Call And Two Other Jokes Lyrics & Chords By Eugene Mirman

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I'm gonna tell you, baby Something I want you to do Don't stay out all night, baby And I want your little heart to be true Gal, because night time is the right time To be...read more

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America. See...read more

There's nothin like bein in love an' starin at a big ol' moon. Hell, when I was in high school, a drive by shooting meant somebody had their rear end hangin outta car...read more

I think about having kids. I'd love to have some kids. I've been thinking about kids. I wanna have like 19 kids. I think naming them, that's gonna be fun. Whatever the names you...read more

San Francisco, thank you for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. Oh San Francisco, my third favorite city to do comedy in. huh? That’s not bad right? Top ten...read more

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