Oral On The Television Lyrics & Chords By Victor Lewis-smith

I got myself a record deal But now I need a hit I sent my CD in to Dr. Fox But he said "Kunt, all your songs are shit!" "The problem is you seem obsessed With stiffy's, poo...read more

The worst thing in the world Is finding blood on your toilet paper The worst thing in the world Is getting a hard-on when you're round your Nan's This must be the worst...read more

KUNT: I like having it off with young ladies LITTLE KUNT: I like it when they're old KUNT: You like pussies that are really hairy LITTLE KUNT: And you like it when they're...read more

One night I dreamed that I was dead A butterfly flew into my head "How do ya do" she said "I'm an angel" She said no more, she said no less I said "can you get me out of this mess If...read more

Oh, my love, my darling, I've hungered for your touch a long, lonely time, Time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine? I need your love, I need your...read more