Orlando Godwash Strikes Again Lyrics & Chords By The New Orleans Bingo! Show

-Live-

Does anybody wanna be a winner? Oh yeah, Oh yeah
Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen and Welcome to your New Orleans Bingo Show
How 'bout a hand for the Bingo Band baby?
Yeah you're right, one thousand fuckin' maggots
Fuck it, I don't know what that means, but fuck it

I got a little help to my right, how 'bout a hand for Baby Lareaux
And further to her right, give up for Mr. The Turk (crickets)
Yeaaaaaaah man. Who's ready to play a little bingo y'all?
If y'all ready to play a little bingo, some motha fuckas say Yeah
Some silly motha fuckas say Yeah

So let's get the ball rollin', we're just gonna relax ladies and gentlemen
We're just gonna relax. It's a very relaxing game this game of bingo.
That's why all mother fuckers play this game. Cuz it's... fucking relaxing
So just chill the fuck out alright?

Don't worry about it baby doll, don't worry about it,
Cuz your arms don't look fat in that dress
And your ass looks Fantastic!
So just put a shirt on and ???
Cuz there ain't nobody gonna steal your purse in here
Ain't nobody gonna steal your fuckin' purse
So poke a hole in it, ladies and gentlemen, just poke a hole in it

Cuz it's the New Orleans Bingo Show
It's not the New Orleans Monopoly Show
It's not the New Orleans Parcheesi Show
It's not Celebrity Poker
I hope y'all feelin' good tonight
You look good, and you look good
And that mother fucker in the red looks good like a mother fucker

I would! ... Let's play a little fuckin' bingo!