Oxymoronic Lyrics & Chords By Big Putts

When pets and their owners don't mix And the ape wants a divorce After years of empty threats He was resolute in his force And now he's above you Was a lifetime stuck on...read more

you look so good with no eyebrows it really brings out your browns oh we should shave them again! we should try and find me a place we should try and find me a home that i can...read more

I was sucking on the doorknob While chewing on the key Then snuck in through the window To help preserve my knees When do i get to go When do i get to stay I could bite my...read more

Tender as the sand is rough Devices that could fill your cup That get spit in for nourishment ??? drink it up ...read more

he lives on a playground where he can drink grape juice all day if he wants it might be cute but not for a grown up he washes his hands in a water bubbler he made his camp under...read more