Parents Teach Your Children How To Curse Lyrics & Chords By Anarchy Steering Committee

Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from...read more

Listen to my tale of woe, It's terribly sad but true, All dressed up, no place to go Each evening I'm awfully blue. I must win some handsome guy Can't go on like this, I...read more

Still the same old neighborhood like many years ago Houses sit in white picket frames like Rockwells in a row I've always been a rebel son but daddy didn't mind He wanted me to...read more

(Introduction, only on live album „Tom Lehrer revisited“, spoken:) The most popular type of popular song is of course the love song, and I'd like to illustrate several...read more

I came down to the breakfast table Felt like I could die Tried so hard, but wasn't able To look you in the eye For I am feeling so much shame Yes I have brought disgrace ...read more