Pedicure Lyrics & Chords By Ron White

Folks, I believe in my heart that the Department of Homeland Security's color-coated heightened-state-of-awareness system might be the most useless thing ever shoved down the the...read more

Featuring freedom williams [chris rock] Yo man r&b sucks! I mean there's a couple of people that can flow But for the most part the genre sucks Just a bunch of people singin...read more

Someday, when I'm awfully low And the world is cold I will feel a glow just thinking of you And the way you look tonight Yes, you're lovely With your smile so warm, and your...read more

Bacon Brothers, The Can't Complain She Is The Heart Written by kevin bacon "it was fun writing a song for piano, but writing it on a guitar. since i can't play piano, it was a...read more

Dashing through the sand With a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan For Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, But not through checkpoint B. That's when I...read more