The Gourmet Lyrics & Chords By Rodney Dangerfield

My friend's got a girlfriend and he hates that bitch* He tells me every day He says: "Man, I really gotta lose my chick In the worst kind of way" She sits on her ass, he works...read more

Someday, when I'm awfully low And the world is cold I will feel a glow just thinking of you And the way you look tonight Yes, you're lovely With your smile so warm, and your...read more

Folks, I believe in my heart that the Department of Homeland Security's color-coated heightened-state-of-awareness system might be the most useless thing ever shoved down the the...read more

nobody likes a redneck until their car breaks down then everybody likes a redneck well i like me a redneck santy clause redneck santy clause has his slay on lifts drinks old...read more

poop, i love my poop lasagne. it's always been there for me, i love my poop lasagne. mixed in, it's all crap, crap crap crap for me, being that rap is crap, hey! there's my poop...read more