Pee Your Pants Lyrics & Chords By Alex Farnham

I'm not afraid to piss and moan About my feelings and how I've grown I've got no sense of humor about myself But I take shots at everyone else I'm like a kid and god forbid ...read more

This is a song for every person in the world Everybody's trying to get their picture looking nice But they act like a camera is some foreign device I've got something to...read more

Listenin' to the Muzak Hearin' people scream Sittin' in the waiting room Readin' crappy magazines With a toothache This is it, pal Root canal My molars are...read more

I love to watch the Hummingbirds just hovering for hours They look like mini-helicopters pollinating flowers And yet I still feel sorry for the little Hummingbirds They always...read more

Oooh Elvis Presley as I live and breath You stole rock and roll Gave us rockabilly cheese You dance like an epileptic Nothing but left feet I’ve seen it every record you...read more