Peela Tater Lyrics & Chords By The Shirehorses

A ya ya ya ya ya yaaar... No petrol in the van, Knee deep in empty cans, We've lost the map, the tyre's flat, the bloody kid's been banned,...read more

Cleaned my teeth, put on my best clobber, Tonight's the night I'm going to knob her Vauxhall Viva's covered in rust, But you can't shag a bird on a 29 bus Beer...read more

Fires of hell, doomsday bell Prison cell, bloody hell On my masturbike See the cat, on the mat See the cat, it has shat Look out we're going to hell Eat my brain, go...read more

Now let me tell of a shop that fills me with dread It's blue and it's yellow but I always see red It's a furniture store that makes me want to shout 'Cos once you've entered, you...read more

He's harder than nails, tougher than bricks, (Weighs nine stones with muscles in his s***), Karate king, kung-fu master, (Shaves with a plane, he's a f***ing hard bastard), ...read more