People Like My Analogies Lyrics & Chords By Larry The Cable Guy

It's raining, it's pouring my lovelife is boring me to tears, after all these years No shunshine, no moonlight, no stardust, no sign of romance we don't stand a chance I've...read more

I always get really irritated when you go out to eat, and stuff, you know. I took this girl out to eat a while back, we had a nice place. I rolled the window up and the tray fell off,...read more

Moving Train) "Next stop! Coopersville!" (Two guys talking) "Hey Buddy" "Buddy!" "How was the bathroom Buddy, pretty gruesome?" "Buddy, I had to hold my breath Buddy!" ...read more

What I really like about the movies, I like the previews for some reason. I like to get there, I don't wanna see just the movie when I get there, I like to see some previews first. I...read more

Ooooh yeah Baby, baby, baby, I wanna stew your tomato Baby, baby, baby, I want to french fry your potato Baby, baby, baby, won't you pluck my grapes Won't you peel my banana...read more