Personality Goes A Long Way Lyrics & Chords By John Travolta & Samuel L. Jackson

Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino
You want some bacon?
No, man, I don't eat pork.
Are you Jewish?
No, I ain't Jewish, i just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Why not?
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...
Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,
But I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers.
Pigs sleep and root in shit, that's a filthy animal.
I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough
to disregard its own feces.
How about a dog? A dog eats its own feces
I don't eat dog either
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but it's definately dirty.
But, dogs got personality, personality goes a long way.
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality,
he would cease to be a filty animal. Is that true?
We' have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig.
I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'
than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?