Pet Peeves And Words Of Wisdom Lyrics & Chords By Carl Reiner & Mel Brooks

Alone, why must i be alone i've spent so many hours with you how can i be alone Alone, why must i dream alone our dreams where made for us to share how can i dream alone ...read more

Fuck your deadlines. Fuck your editors. Fuck friends. Fuck responsibility. Fuck living long. Fuck getting up in the morning. Fuck writing the big things. The wine bottle is...read more

Don't you see Bloom, darling Bloom Glorious Bloom, it's so simple Step One We find the worst play ever written Step Two We hire the worst director in town Step Three I...read more

Lydia, oh! Lydia, say have you met Lydia Oh! Lydia, the tattooed lady She has eyes that folks adore so And a torso even more so Lydia, oh! Lydia, that "Encyclopedia" Oh!...read more

Germany was having trouble What a sad, sad story Needed a new leader To restore its former glory Where, oh where was he? Where could that man be? We looked around And...read more