Photo Surprise Lyrics & Chords By Hamish & Andy

There's only thirty seconds left in this song If you got a stop watch and tried to work it out then you'd find around now that the time remaining would equal twenty seconds ...read more

Chop them down, spread wood-chips all around Pulp it, pulp the greenies too Burn more coal, spray more aerosol The ozone hole is getting bigger and brighter and wider and stronger ...read more

Wipe down the table with a wet cloth Get a new tablecloth from the draw Spread it nice and flat with no wrinkles Set the chairs so they're evenly spaced out Start with the...read more

Welcome to the 86 Next stop dodge town Look around gee what a kerfuffle It’s like god took Melbourne And just hit shuffle It’s all Dunlop volleys 10am long necks No...read more

I come from a place very far away Footscray I moved there to escape a place of great poverty and violence Collingwood I like Melbourne but feel that I am judged by my colour ...read more