Photoshop Your Memories Lyrics & Chords By Rhett And Link

You pull out your photos of your wedding and the spring
And your confronted by your double chin and your bald spot glistening
You can get a membership at the fitness hut down the road
Or you can pick your mouse up and slim yourself down
And even give yourself a fro
Your high-school reunion is coming next Friday
And you know everyone will ask to see some pictures of the babies that you made
But the problem is that your kids head is big
I mean we're talking alien size here.
Just cut and paste a hat or at-least a do-rag
And it won't seem so severe
Photoshop Your Memories….
A picture is worth a thousand words
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt
Your birthday
This past Monday
Was a fun day
Except for one thing
Your mother in law
Who makes your skin crawl
Stuck her face in every frame
You prefer
To remember
The day without her tattoo brows
The simplest solution
Decrease the resolution
And crop that woman out
Photoshop Your Memories….
Your real life may be subpar
But you can be who you want people to think you are
Make yourself thin
Give yourself abs
Remove that mole
Say no to crack
Say you went to the Alps in a luxury car
With a Swedish model
Just be who you want before you think you are
Photoshop Your Memories….
A picture is worth a thousand words
So a few white lies shouldn't hurt