Pies Of The Demon Barber Lyrics & Chords By Sir Bald Diddley & His Wig-outs

It’s a long, long way up Chatham Hill* From the Luton Road Railway Arches To the Jezreels Hose Clip Factory. It’s a thorny hill to paradise, From the High Street Cash...read more

I’ll be squatting on the cistern while you’re straining on the toilet* On your wedding night. Shame to have to spoil it. I’ll be spying through the keyhole as you hump away...read more

Kentish rag stone* Dressed with flint, Topped with glass, Broken glass. Two men high, One man deep Are the walls, Asylum walls. Through the bars she is singing ...read more

Robin Hood lived in Upnor Wood* But all alone in my book. Making arrows, skinning little bunnies; Merry on his own. You won’t find me in my Lincoln green, Not even Virgil...read more

Where do you get the power from?* How do you rule so casually? Where do you get the power to so Dumbfound and disillusion me? But you do, you do, A thousand times you do! ...read more