The Man With Two Left Hands Lyrics & Chords By Sir Bald Diddley & His Wig-outs

Robin Hood lived in Upnor Wood* But all alone in my book. Making arrows, skinning little bunnies; Merry on his own. You won’t find me in my Lincoln green, Not even Virgil...read more

Where do you get the power from?* How do you rule so casually? Where do you get the power to so Dumbfound and disillusion me? But you do, you do, A thousand times you do! ...read more

I’ll be squatting on the cistern while you’re straining on the toilet* On your wedding night. Shame to have to spoil it. I’ll be spying through the keyhole as you hump away...read more

Kentish rag stone* Dressed with flint, Topped with glass, Broken glass. Two men high, One man deep Are the walls, Asylum walls. Through the bars she is singing ...read more

Unloved kid get no slab o’ slate* Steal a tile from the old church roof, Press it in the dirt, bow your heads. Don’t forget to make a mark, scratch a heart For the unloved...read more