Police? Lyrics & Chords By David Holt

He won't let me scream on him I'd say "Off the pigs!" but I'm scared of it But give me a book And I'll read the shit out of it Give me a book And I'll feel tough and cut some...read more

I'm digging a hole In my backyard I hit a rock and sprung water I dove in And ended up in Beijing Stole me a bike Joined up with the monks Because silence Is worth...read more

Gonna build me a log cabin on a mountain so high, So I can see Willy, as she goes walking by. Chorus: Oh, the cuckoo, she's a pretty bird, Lord, she warbles as she flies; ...read more

Off to the woods for to catch a groundhog. Oh, groundhog. Run here Sally with a ten foot pole, (repeat) To twist that whistle-pig out of his hole. Oh, groundhog. Here comes...read more

(E. Miller) A horrible sight I'll now relate, On Yadkin Elk it did take place, On Christmas morning at nine o'clock, The people met an awful shock. At Marshall Triplett's...read more