Pop Is Not Allowed Lyrics & Chords By Peter Kay

Ten days in Bali, got four days to go Ten days of terror, 'coz I'm glued to the throne And I'm shittin' in litres and firin' both ends I'll never shit solid again. And it's...read more

Oh, he doesn't smell like Irish Spring, and he never taught me anything, But still I slap my chest and sing of my drunken Irish dad. Oh, his face looks like a railroad map and he...read more

I've been having a rather stressful Christmas Fixing the garden fence but I certainly didn't plan that as soon as I began There'd be the following events I tripped...read more

A couple of weeks ago now the kids had a big surprise They turned on the Cartoon Network and couldn't believe their eyes The animals on the cartoons had left the screens and...read more

She said thank you For the brand new super duper dildo Super duper dildo You say that it's the biggest one they had Super duper dildo Well I'm PMT and if that's meant for me ...read more