Buscuits Lyrics & Chords By Peter Kay

I've been having a rather stressful Christmas Fixing the garden fence but I certainly didn't plan that as soon as I began There'd be the following events I tripped...read more

I was pissed and disorderly again last Friday night I got thrown out of the pub just after nine It's not the first time that 'hat's happened but if I remember right I think they...read more

You just can't go to sleep until you've cleaned the kitchen And then you spend an hour locking every door Everything you own is in alphabetical order You're terrified of...read more

Your baby's got a flattened nose A widened gap between its toes It's smaller than it's supposed to be The scan shows your baby's got an imperforate rectum And...read more

Do I attract you Do I repulse you With my greasy Beard And my perving Slightly unnerving Yes I'm a little bit weird I can be gentle I can be mental I am repulsive and...read more