Real Girls Eat Cake Lyrics & Chords By The Janoskians

Hey girl, I see you made an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth, you fucking dipshit
You're like a hot mess and I like it (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let's go

When we go out we make a great team
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean,
You're my kind of girl and I like it (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves (I'm hard!)
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(It's really stupid, this song)

I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date, oh whoa
'Cause real girls eat cake

To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa
'Cause real girls eat cake

I really really like the way your face is (It's beautiful)
Even when there's food stuck in your braces (Yummy)
But I still snog you 'cause I like it (Yeah, yeah, yeah)
Let me have a word with your mum 'cause she's sexy (She's sexy)
It must run in your genes if you get me
I gotta admit that I like her (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at our school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote a stupid song because I like you
(I like you)

I don't need a girl to worry about a thigh gap
I like the fact that you don't give a shit about that
You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date, oh whoa
'Cause real girls eat cake

To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa
'Cause real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls, real girls eat cake

To me you're prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror
When you're with me you can be who you are for fuck sake oh whoa
'Cause real girls eat cake

Chocolate, strawberry, banana
And vanilla cake that would be nice
And ice whipped cream cake
And chocolate cake cream cake also with a little lemon
And herb cake

And some fat cake over there
Tomato sauce cake over there
Vegemite cake oh what other cakes can we have?
Fucking Jacob Fultons, mmm, fucking cake