Penguins Are Assholes Lyrics & Chords By Jim Norton

If you've ever been on television more than 5 times discribing what the tornadoe sounded like... You might be a redneck. If you've ever cut your grass and found a car... ...read more

There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different ways. There are certain sounds that when it floats into your eardrum - and it goes...read more

I see rocky mountains and great lakes Stood beneath a redwood tree But wherever I go my heart aches For a place called Tennessee Oh come with me Where the Whiskey flows like...read more

So I was walking into whole foods recently, I don’t grocery shop there, it’s too expensive, but I love the smell of lavender so it’s where I get my laundry detergent. Normally...read more

So this is outer space What a lovely place I can't wait to tell the human race Hello alien will you be my friend Wait there's something I can't comprehend It's not outer...read more